i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
Supernatural is like those nature shows that introduce you to this adorable innocent baby animal and you watch it grow and you fall in love with it and name it and want to see it happy and HOLY CRAP A BIG HORRIBLE ANIMAL IS ATTACKING IT AND IT’S BEING TORN TO SHREDS IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES.